Kids these days!!! gud one..

A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes

with their names.

First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

"My name is Dan,

When I grow up to be a man,

I want to go to India and Japan ,

If I can, If I can, If I can. "

"Very good", the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was

now her turn.

"My name is Sally,

When I grow up to be a lady,

I want to have a baby

If I can, if I can, if I can. "

"That is good Sally," the teacher said. "But maybe one day you will

change your mind."

Next up was Glan. He was the naughty one in the class. Here is his

rhyme:

"My name is Glan,

When I grow up to be a man,

Never mind India or Japan ,

I ' m jus gonna help Sally with her plan,

I know I can, I can, I can. "